Mad mans Muse

burgrs: she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:53:27 +0100

she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me

rneerkat: one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:12:17 +0100

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

I can see that happening to me, damn the temptation.. to be fair i probably wouldnt get past the silly grin as i saw an opportunity

avenue: january 2013: this shall be my year may 2013: well, shit

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:49:24 +0100

avenue:

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit

True facts about sloths [x] Now know more about sloths than i...

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:26:41 +0100

True facts about sloths [x]

Now know more about sloths than i did before

Man i havn’t seen this film in ages, tis awsome

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 19:39:29 +0100

Man i havn’t seen this film in ages, tis awsome

Lol excellent. Sounds like the story of my life

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 23:59:25 +0100

Lol excellent. Sounds like the story of my life

shewantsbass: brigwife: why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit easier to spell all...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 13:58:33 +0100

shewantsbass:

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

easier to spell

all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical

all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical

if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

it isn’t

don’t speak to me in fahrenhenheitnieheneits.

The truth

lizclimo: happy easter, peeps. Excellent

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:58:02 +0100

lizclimo:

happy easter, peeps.

Excellent

The great unvealing

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:09:26 +0000

‘The ancient ritual in which deer grow to adulthood’

shinga-tumblr: geekmuffins: joyouslyprofane: princeofprocr...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:02:12 +0000

shinga-tumblr:

geekmuffins:

joyouslyprofane:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone?

I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE REGARDS

This comic is beautiful.

Still one of my favorite Oglaf comics to date. The guy’s expression in the last panel… the excitement and joy… I laugh EVERY TIME

i like to think he built it ages ago and has been waiting for a legitimate reason to use it and unviel it before the king stumbles upon it one day an is like “wtf it there a labrynth under my house for?”

fuckyeahsexyatheists: On this day when every public school in...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:01:35 +0000

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

On this day when every public school in the US has the day off but I have to go to class, have some Bruce Willis dying Easter eggs.

Reblog for great justice

"I’m not saying that at some point love isn’t staying up until 2am phone calls or stealing kisses..."

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:44:51 +0000

“I’m not saying that at some point love isn’t staying up until 2am phone calls or stealing kisses when you least expect it, or instantly falling for each other’s favorite songs because it is, or at least that’s what the lead up to it feels like, but real love, is so much more. It’s going out at 12am to get something to eat for your wife who can’t get out of bed, it’s listening to them as they explode with vulnerability on your living room couch talking about how they were only so young when their parents passed on. it’s remembering how someone likes their coffee in the morning without asking—without ever asking, it’s visiting someone in the hospital knowing the last thing you want to do is see them in that condition, it’s wanting to be with that person despite everything, the future, the past, and everything in between, it’s the intimate things that you don’t even realize involve such intimacy, but they do, in secret, like the pinky promises you two made behind your back, to love one another for always, in the time you thought you were in love, when you were actually just on your way to it.”

- (via iamtough)

Here is a picture of my dog. She is sadly being sold. However no...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:17:10 +0000

Here is a picture of my dog.

She is sadly being sold. However no one wants her (vicious little runt)

More importantly, ahh isn’t she cute!

I’d like to think he wrote this into his will, and that...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:12:04 +0000

I’d like to think he wrote this into his will, and that the camara does nothing. Either way it’s fecking epic

Always time to reblog some xkcd. Always.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:57:59 +0000

Always time to reblog some xkcd. Always.

ariaasacura: WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW,...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:55:48 +0000

ariaasacura:

WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW, ASSHOLE.

THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, FUCKSTICK.

I wish i could use this line, awsome.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:49:34 +0000

I wish i could use this line, awsome.

Photo

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:39:02 +0000

sasstrophysics: do u ever just love someone so much u just

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 19:04:12 +0000

sasstrophysics:

do u ever just love someone so much u just

Remember me!

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:41:08 +0000

I’m uncontrollable rage/ potential heart attack that strikes you at complete random!

…thanks i had forgotten about that -_-