one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
I can see that happening to me, damn the temptation.. to be fair i probably wouldnt get past the silly grin as i saw an opportunity
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
True facts about sloths [x]
Now know more about sloths than i did before
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why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t
don’t speak to me in fahrenhenheitnieheneits.
The truth
‘The ancient ritual in which deer grow to adulthood’
Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone?
I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE REGARDS
This comic is beautiful.
Still one of my favorite Oglaf comics to date. The guy’s expression in the last panel… the excitement and joy… I laugh EVERY TIME
i like to think he built it ages ago and has been waiting for a legitimate reason to use it and unviel it before the king stumbles upon it one day an is like “wtf it there a labrynth under my house for?”
On this day when every public school in the US has the day off but I have to go to class, have some Bruce Willis dying Easter eggs.
Reblog for great justice
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